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Monday, Sep 01, 2014

The Right Stuff

A politics blog by Tom Jackson

Tom Jackson's baseball card - if he had one - would report he throws left, writes right. In his columns and blog, "The Right Stuff," southpaw Jackson provides insight into the evolving human condition from a distinctly conservative point of view.

Jackson: Lefties miss Sofia’s joke, plus courtesy vs. entitlement at 35,000 feet

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Having avoided social media Monday night, The Right Stuff was surprised to learn the left had taken to its collective fainting couch late in the Emmys, its vapors triggered by Sofia Vergara, the preternaturally self-aware Colombian bombshell who understands as well as anyone since Lucille Ball — perhaps including Lucille Ball — why outlandishness is good for a laugh.

In her willingness to spoof the spotlight’s unspoken hunger for the compelling image, Vergara, the breakout star of best-comedy Emmy champ “Modern Family,” rocketed what otherwise is a prime opportunity to visit the loo — the traditional, obligatory, bloodless address by the chairman of the organizing committee — into the show’s top-three most remarked-upon moments.

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The dubious source of that ‘97 percent’

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In the to-and-fro of climate change and humankind’s contribution to it, man-blaming purists apply as a cudgel, relentlessly and as Gaia gospel, the “97 percent of climate scientists agree” claim. The Right Stuff mentioned in a recent column the assertion’s dubious underpinnings, but it appears the debunking requires at least a restating.

Not that this will matter to the True Believers who will not be happy until we all are collected into clusters of high-rise hives, routed from suburbia so our master-planned subdivisions can be bulldozed for solar arrays, our commutes accomplished aboard wind-powered light rail and our extracurricular activities dictated — for our own good — by Those Who Know Best.

Acknowledging up front that disciples of the Church of Climate Change Hysteria will not abandon the center pole that supports their religion, how others came to their skeptical view nonetheless bears reiterating. In short, it’s not all about the 2013 survey conducted by Aussie blogger John Cook and some pals.

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A clash of entitlements at 35,000 feet

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Proper conduct in airline seating has become an issue lately, which only goes to show that modern humans will never run out of things to get upset about. Additionally, the intensity of feelings surrounding said conduct suggests we’ve just about exhausted our patience with the insolvability of Ferguson, ISIS, the southern border, lost government emails, government overreach, tax inversions, climate change, Ukraine and the objectifying of women.

At headline-making issue, astonishingly, is under what FAA-approved circumstances economy-conscious airline travelers should recline their seat backs.

I concede there’s a certain bizarre presumptuousness to the entire concept. Strangers who would never conceive of invading another’s personal space while upright think it’s perfectly all right — without so much as an “incoming!” alert — to drop their heads practically into fellow travelers’ laps the moment the pilot retracts the landing gear, on the theory that if the airline hadn’t intended them to achieve maximum supine-ity, they wouldn’t have installed the little look-out-below triggering device in the first place.

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VMAs vs. Emmys: Sexism’s slippery definition

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Having eschewed real-time social media throughout The Emmys Monday night, The Right Stuff was unaware the left had taken to its collective fainting couch late in the event, its vapors triggered by Sofia Vergara, the preternaturally self-aware Colombian bombshell (do Hollywood publicists still use that word?) who understands as well as anyone since Lucille Ball — perhaps including Lucille Ball — why outlandishness is good for a laugh.

In her willingness to spoof the spotlight’s unspoken hunger for the compelling image, Vergara, the breakout star of five-time (as of Monday) best-comedy Emmy champ “Modern Family,” rocketed what otherwise is a prime opportunity to visit the loo — the traditional, obligatory, bloodless address by the chairman of the organizing committee — into the show’s top-three most remarked-upon moments.

As Art Rosenblum, chairman of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, delivered a speech punchy with innocent double entendres, Vergara spun ever-so-enticingly atop a rotating pedestal.

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Dems fund-raise over Bondi’s fealty to oath

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Taking a cue from Washington — hey, what could go wrong? — it appears Florida’s Democratic Party wants elected officials who enforce laws and state constitutional amendments based on whim, the public’s mood at any given moment and political expediency. And until they get them, there seem to be no depths beyond which they will not sink to attack elected Republicans who regard their oaths with grave and literal seriousness.

Addressing Republicans in Palm Beach County last week, Attorney General Pam Bondi said this about her office’s ongoing defense of Florida’s definition-of-marriage amendment:

“This needs to be decided by the United States Supreme Court. They have accepted cert. We want finality. There are good people on both sides. We want finality. That’s what we need. The U.S. Supreme Court’s going to hear this. They are going to make this determination. And if you hear that I have criticized people personally, I have not. I never will. This is me doing my job as attorney general and I will continue to do that and if anybody wants me to moderate my message or stand for less, I have a message for them: I am just getting started.”

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More rebuttal of profs who ‘schooled’ Scott

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It seems The Right Stuff was not alone in its exasperation with the climatista professors who “schooled” Rick Scott on the threat of man-made global warming at the governor’s offices last week. The alert folks at The Hockey Schtick (motto: “If you can’t explain the ‘pause,’ you can’t explain the cause”) have a thoroughgoing dissection of the teachers’ key points, breathlessly described by Salon.com sustainabilityologist Lindsay Abrams.

Abrams, for her part, concedes the governor’s avowed lack of scientific credentials, but adds:

What Scott is required to do, however, is to listen to the facts, and to then use that information to lead his state forward, both in mitigating climate change and in adapting to the effects that are already being experienced.

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Climate professors and Rick Scott’s sphinxian agenda

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Climate scientists finally got their audience with Gov. Rick Scott the other day, and even as such reliably evenhanded ­­— cough, cough — political sites as the Daily Kos hailed the event as a “school[ing]” for Florida’s chief executive, the scientists themselves reported dismay that their pupil failed to acknowledge the compelling genius of their presentations.

“This is not complicated,’’ David Hastings, professor of marine science and chemistry at Eckerd College, told reporters ahead of the meeting. “We teach this to 18-year-olds every year and I’ve been doing it for 25 years. It’s not hard science.”

And yet, for two-thirds of those years — since 1997 — there’s been no measurable warming on planet Earth. None. Even former devotees within the U.N.’s International Panel on Climate Change have conceded this wholly unanticipated pause despite growing concentrations of atmospheric carbon dioxide, one of those scary greenhouse gases, as increasingly industrialized China and India raise their standards of living on cheap, abundant coal-fired energy.

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This isn’t complicated, for Perry or Boehner

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In the wake of last week’s indictment of Texas Gov. Rick Perry that is simultaneously laughable, indefensible and educational — liberals hit a trifecta! — pundits on the left are scrambling to link Perry’s legal kerfuffle with the House of Representatives’ suit against President Obama.

Because, you know, one legal action is pretty much the same as the next — all that objecting and sustaining and motions denied — and all court houses look the same. And because Perry said, “We don’t settle political differences with indictments in this country” at the same time John Boehner is about to make Obama lawyer up.

Also because lefty pundits think we’re all really, really stoopid.

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Pam Bondi’s prescience affirmed by SCOTUS

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Suddenly, Attorney General Pam Bondi’s reasonable request to postpone further appeals activity on same-sex marriage is not only abundantly logical, but prescient as well.

Wednesday, the United States Supreme Court stayed the decision by the federal Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals that declared Virginia’s marriage ban unconstitutional. Marriages of gay and lesbian couples had been scheduled to begin at the opening of government business Thursday.

From a release distributed by the American Foundation for Equal Rights:

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Already, GOP wringing wrong lesson from Ferguson

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Not all the hollering out of sad, strife-gashed Ferguson, Mo., is coming from demonstrators, cop-bashers, cop-supporters, opportunistic looters or even roughed-up media. To that chorus of complaint now add the Missouri Republican Party, which sent up a yowl of righteous indignation at news of liberal group having established a voter-registration kiosk just a few paces up the block from the makeshift memorial where black, 18-year-old Michael Brown went down last week under a hail of bullets fired by a white policeman.

“If that’s not fanning the political flames, I don’t know what is,” Missouri GOP executive director Matt Wills told Breitbart News. “I think it’s not only disgusting but completely inappropriate.”

Well. It wouldn’t be the first time a political official got bent over one group or another spinning tragic straw into gold for Election Day and beyond. And it’s unlikely to be the last. Remember what Rahm Emanuel thought about how to invest the currency of crisis.

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